Jetpack Janitor
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Jetpack Janitor
Creature — Human Employee
Unfinity·#301·common·Tyler Walpole
Alpha strike (This creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)
"'Carol, blast those aliens.' 'Carol, transport these concessions.' No one cares that today is my birthday."