Fat Ass
$0.35 / €0.23
Fat Ass
Creature — Donkey Shaman
Unhinged·#95·common·Jeremy Jarvis
This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
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