Spicy Oatmeal Pizza
Artifact — Food
, , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
"Yeah, I threw in some habaneros to cut the heat on this." —Raphael
Legal in
Standard, Pioneer, Modern, Legacy, Vintage, Commander, Brawl, Historic, Alchemy
Rulings (5)
Food is an artifact type. Even though it appears on some creatures, it's never a creature type.
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Some spells and abilities that create Food tokens may require targets. If each target chosen is an illegal target as that spell or ability tries to resolve, it won't resolve. You won't create any Food tokens.
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If the target of Spicy Oatmeal Pizza's first ability is illegal as the ability tries to resolve, it won't resolve and none of its effects will happen. You won't be dealt damage. (You can just tell your friends it wasn't that spicy.)
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Whatever you do, don't eat the cards. (Also, don't make the pizzas pictured on the cards. You don't have the digestive system of a Ninja Turtle.)
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