Jetpack Janitor

Creature — Human Employee

Unfinity·#15·common·Tyler Walpole

$0.03 / €0.06

Foil$0.15 / €0.10

Alpha strike (This creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)

"'Carol, blast those aliens.' 'Carol, transport these concessions.' No one cares that today is my birthday."